No Wish To Stay Ashore (NSFW Jade<3<Feferi request fic)
Okay, another request fic down. (The third one is in the works, I promise.)
This one is for my-pleasant-good-morning who requested Jade and Feferi blackrom of basically any kind.
Hopefully this satisfies the requirements and hopefully I didn’t make a mess of it.
Title: No Wish To Stay Ashore
Notes/Warnings: NSFW, sexual content, Jade<3<Feferi, enough puns and prose to choke a seahorse, AU (where no one is dead I guess,) dogtier!Jade
.: Jade can hear the telltale splash from down the hall. :.
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It takes a special kind of person to accidentally stab themselves in the mouth while washing their face.
That is, a person like me.
clumsyoctopus:
am i the only one who thought it was a bit cute how dirk actually hesitated when uu was starting to get weird about jane/roxy
it’s all fun and games until somebody creeps on his girls
Dirk Strider is a gentleman if I’ve ever seen one.
Anonymous asked: 1. The person you like and why /// 3. Five things that irritate about the same/opposite sex
1. I feel a little weird being blatantly honest with this one but here, have a slightly secrety answer- I have an eensy bit of a crush on a really lovely girl who might be a walrus. I like her because she is very sweet and really silly and tosses around funny terms. (Having any manner of crush on anyone is rare for me, so this is really bizarre and flustering so I’m kind of jdflafdi it’s okay though I’m sure she knows who she is.)
3. Am I supposed to list them as separate irritations? Because usually they belong in one column. For example, both sexes annoy me when they: are too loud, start pointless fights, lie, are condescending, get too pushy.
ceriene:
nhyworks:
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend ten…
Throw me some asks while I finish writing?
(Source: purem0rning)
God I hate trying to plan things
I don’t know what’s going on
I don’t know what choices to make
I don’t know I don’t knooooooowwww
I’m slowly losing followers…
I suppose that means I should hurry up and post fic so people remember why they’re here in the first place.
I suppose. I should.
That is okay Otakon
I don’t need your panels anyway.
I am a strong independent woman and I can swing my hips and show my fangs and lick people’s faces on my own time.
Overall I am pretty impressed with Dirk’s characterization of his friends so far.
Way to go man, you totally capture Roxy’s most defining characteristics, it’s incredible. Like you’re speaking through her true voice.
I don’t know why I’m even trying to do math now,
all I really want to do is eat ice cream and talk about sex.
Hobbies.
These things count as hobbies and should be more important than my education perhaps.
I accidentally clicked into a ‘loki’ tag without noticing and scrolled for about five minutes before realizing that I was not, in fact, on my dashboard, but trapped in a mess of random loki posts.
I’m not even taking the blame for this one.
Teach me your ways. I have huge hips and I hate them. How do I harness their power
Ahhhhhh see, you gotta learn to love the hips. For they are surely bodacious and can bring whole civilizations to their knees.
(Also apparently if you shimmy them the right way you can start earthquakes and floods. According to some bonkers belly dance tape I was watching.)
